I'm leavin on a jet plane

In two weeks I'm heading back to the Ghetto...Man I cant believe it. Mabey I'll bring some flowers, grass and sunshine along. Hmmm....I wonder if I can fit a person in my luggage? Security has gotten tighter, but I bet I could smuggle in just one. I am willing to sacrifice my boots and coat for the space. If only one person would fit into my luggage...then I would go happily.